Author: Nick Fryer
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Autumn Fair
Willunga Waldorf School, Jay Drive, Willunga, on April 9th, is your chance to grab a second hand clothing bargain. And I genuinely mean bargain, because some of the clothes on offer are a bit special. We’ve been gathering clothes from people for a couple of weeks now, and some great stuff has been coming in…
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The Rag Trade
At a recent class meeting I failed to step backwards fast enough and now find myself the co-ordinator of the class stall at the fundraising Autumn Fair. Class 5 does the second hand clothes store, I learn. I learn this now because I have hitherto paid no attention to such fundraisers being, on the best…
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Tedious Shitferretry
The Arch Window number 22, in which we discover whether “to bore you rigid” works better as a euphemism.
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Confusionism
The Arch Window number 20, in which we come to accept that the desired moment of clarity just isn’t going to happen.
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Cemetery Tales – George Wyatt
On July 12th, 1960, George Wyatt died. One of the few things I know about him was that it was not the worst day of his life. That day had come eleven and a half years earlier. When George Wyatt woke up on the morning of December 19th, 1948, he was a husband and the…
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Miscellany
Finding myself dull … I think it must have been Arthur Conan Doyle. Just possibly HG Wells, but my money is on a Sherlock Holmes story, which probably thus make them words of John Watson. I don’t precisely remember, nor do I remember what the protagonist did to remedy his malaise, but the simple phrase…
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Kittens
Alright, alright, we haven’t really been the focus of a demonic incursion from the dungeon dimensions. We’ve just got kittens. Kittens of positively kittenish levels of cuteness, and things just don’t get any cuter than that. Don’t take my word for it, ask the internet. And now, these kittens can be yours! If you read…
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Satanic Spirits
A terrified Willunga family is living in fear following the invasion of their home by a quartet of unearthly creatures with apparently demonic powers. The hideous monsters have appeared in a wardrobe in the house, frighteningly near to the bedrooms occupied by the family’s two small children. Their arrival in the house was accompanied by…