Finding myself dull ... I think it must have been Arthur Conan Doyle. Just possibly HG Wells, but my money is on a Sherlock Holmes story, which probably thus make them words of John Watson. I don't precisely remember, nor do I remember what the protagonist did to remedy his malaise, but the simple phrase [...]
Ice Cream Sandwich, about to attack something non-existent Alright, alright, we haven't really been the focus of a demonic incursion from the dungeon dimensions. We've just got kittens. Kittens of positively kittenish levels of cuteness, and things just don't get any cuter than that. Don't take my word for it, ask the internet. [...]
The Arch Window number 19, in which we are enlightened by the young.
"Ice Cream Sandwich", believed to be an incarnation of the Dark God Scarohoth A terrified Willunga family is living in fear following the invasion of their home by a quartet of unearthly creatures with apparently demonic powers. The hideous monsters have appeared in a wardrobe in the house, frighteningly near to the bedrooms [...]
