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Nick Fryer

I’ve almost got the new site layout working, except on Safari, so if all you Mac people could just switch to Firefox or Chrome, that’d be awesome. Anyway, if you find any remaining broken links or menus that don’t work, please let me know.

I’m still hunting for a decent front page image, obvs. No doubt I will be making further tweaks to the colour scheme, too, but what the hell – when you’re deuteranopic like me, you just go with what feels good until some chromotypical smughead visibly winces and asks you what drugs you’re on.

Nick Fryer

BEING SHOT AT, FROM THE BARREL, BY THE FISH

I’ve almost got the new site layout working, except on Safari, so if all you Mac people could just switch to Firefox or Chrome, that’d be awesome. Anyway, if you find any remaining broken links or menus that don’t work, please let me know.

I’m still hunting for a decent front page image, obvs. No doubt I will be making further tweaks to the colour scheme, too, but what the hell – when you’re deuteranopic like me, you just go with what feels good until some chromotypical smughead visibly winces and asks you what drugs you’re on.

Blog

Full blog

I CAN BULLSHIT FOR YOU, RETAIL

This site is a grab bag of everything I produce, from my podcasting efforts, through travel diaries written principally to make friends and relatives hate me, to personal reflections on whatever goddamned thing caught my attention at the time. Recent posts are below. The full blog can be sneered at via the button above.

Audio

All audio posts

THE ARCH WINDOW

Occasionally, I do an audio thing for a friend’s podcast, which is supposed to be funny, although it probably helps if you find the same things both revolting and amusing at the same time that I do. When it started, I wrote a bit about it here.

The most recent editions of The Arch Window are below. The entire archive is available via the button above on the right.

Oh, it contains swearing. And sexual references, and violence and even Australian politics, which is probably the only bit I should be really ashamed of, but in any event if you’re not prepared to deal with a ham sculpture of the Attorney-General or a man turning himself into his own penis in the pursuit of wellness and similar nonsense, just don’t even bother.

And yes, the name is a rip off from the long running and much loved children’s television program Play School for which I shall probably burn in hell or get a cease-and-desist notice one day or something.  But until that happy day…

About Nick

THE THINKING WOMAN’S JAR JAR BINKS

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Contact

HONESTLY, I’M NOT AS ANTISOCIAL AS ALL THAT

There are a number of ways of contacting me. Some of the access points to the real world I check most frequently are:

Email: fryer.n@gmail.com

Twitter: @NicholasFryer

If you feel like sending me money, or death threats covered in your own fingerprints and with a return address, you might try posting it to:

GPO Box 1666
ADELAIDE  SA  5001
AUSTRALIA